Well, well, well

Friday night proved to be another party to add to my list of unforgettable moments from the past. Guests included Lisa, Kristen (the girl from Oakland TWP), Amy, Shaun, Greg, Alex, Sameer, and myself. The night began when Sameer arrived with his bag of goodies which he collected on the way over after his gig at the cruise. We kicked things off with a game of beer pong between Greg and myself taking on Lisa and Kristen. Kristen, being a first-timer, showed tremendous ability to get the ball in the cup. The girls were ahead of us 5-2, but Greg and I were just catching our stride. We hit 4 consecutive shots and finished them off on our next turn. Up next, Alex and Shaun. Again they took an early lead. But again, Greg and I came surging back. We ended up beating them with them having one cup left. Quite a match. Of course I did knock two of their cups over and it saved Alex from having to drink them. Lise then pressured us into playing a little King's cup. Somehow I ended with the last king and I had to chug the beer. So, you decide whether I won or lost. I think I did alright. Then came the main event. A no-holds barred wrestling match between loafman and myself. I had no idea what was coming, but I soon found out. That chick is tough!! She put a great fight. She busted her shoulder up when she ran into the wall after she missed me. While I was checking on her, that little bitch Alex pulled my feet out from under me from behind. I quickly regained my footing and proceeded to swing his ass around the room before dropping him on his face. Lisa then decided that she did not have enough and she came back at me with even more aggression. We went at it for a few minutes more and then her pants decided they wanted to come off. Well, not all of them. It seems her pants ripped right "at the baby maker" as she so appropriately put it in a recap on Saturday. While she was recovering on the floor, Greg thought it would be a good idea to kick Alex in his baby maker. Alex rolled around like a little girl. Then Greg ran and hid like a little girl. Kristen decided that it was time to go, but which way she did not know. The girl knows one thing, she lives in Oakland Township. She made that perfectly clear by telling us every five minutes. I gave her directions and she said, "which way is north?". Somehow she found her way home and the night ended with Greg, Alex, Sameer, and I playing a little cards before Alex bailed, Greg passed out and Sameer and I decided to call it a night. It was great fun having everyone over. Can't wait for take two!